“A new companion has joined your party!”
“Boyfriend is a highly skilled snuggler with power over silly doggies and high level cooking and kissing abilities. Secret powers include Sense of Humor, Fits in Tight Spaces, and Ubergeekery. Weaknesses include Cat Hair and Sweets. You get +4 to all your stats when Boyfriend is present. This lowers to +1 when Boyfriend is not physically near.”
… What? I’m a nerd, aren’t I? XD